So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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    Don't think you quite got it. Also, spills his drink*. And if you stare at the sun for 10 seconds it will not blind you, just give temporary sight impairment.

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    Don't think you quite got it. Also, spills his drink*. And if you stare at the sun for 10 seconds it will not blind you, just give temporary sight impairment.

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