Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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    hey i just met you and this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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    Hey I just met yo, and your tan is crazy. What race are you?carrot maybe

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    hey i juss met yhu nd thiss is crazii i love zayn liam maybe(;!

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    Hey i just met you And this is crazy But there's my kitchen So sandwich maybe?

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    Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have a gun get in the van.

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    Hey i just met you And this is crazy But now im pregnant And its YOUR baby!

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    Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but here's a booklet, read it maybe! -- what my teacher said on the first day of school -__-

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    Hey I just met you and this is crazy But I took a DNA test and it's not my baby. Now get yo ass out my house!!!

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    greetings, i just engaged in a first conversation with you. but here is the group of numerals of my telephonic device, you could engage in a coneversation with me by using this device possibly

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    hey i just met you and this is crazy. my name is maddie and ive been gone ages

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