hey i just met you, and this is crazy, but i am homless, five dollars maybe?

Hey I just met you, and your a lady, there's the kitchen so sandwhich maybe

Hey, I just met you, and your tan is crazy. What race are you? Carrot, maybe?

Hey, i just met you, and this is crazy, I took some bath salts, your face looks tasty.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have Alzheimers hey i just met you.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy i wore no condom so here's your baby

Hey I just met you, and girl you look crazy, what brands your make-up, Crayola maybe?

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, delete my number, you crazy lady

[Darth Vader] Hey I just met you! and this is crazy! But im your father, so join me maybe!

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, but i cant ryme, potato

hey i just met you and this is crazy, my name's kony and i robbed your baby!

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I'm bored so text me, maybe ?

Hey, i just met you, and this is crazy, but i love you lots, so call me baby!:P

Hey, i just met you, and this is crazy, but i love you lots, so call me baby!:P

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, suck my dick ill give you 20

hey i just met you and this is crazy i just jizzed, clean it maybe?

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm a zombie, and you look tasty.

Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, i got jizzed on by a paki and he gave me rabies!

To all mw3 fans out there : Hey I just met you, and this is crazy but you're a zombie, so infect me maybe ?

hey i just met you and this is crazy, i fingered you, wash it maybe?

Hey i just met you and my name's maury, results are in, its not your bleftaby...

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's 10 dollars, and blow me maybe?

hey i just met you and this is crazy but the results are in and its ur baby

Hey I just met you,and you are crazy,delete my number,'cause you got rabies!

Hey I just meeted u and it was lovely take me clubbing and we can make a baby

Hey! I just met you, and your hair's crazy, who's your stylist? A homeless lady?

hey i just farted and this is nasty, hey do you smell that, its beef and gravy ;)

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but you forgot the condom, so here's your baby.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but were related because you my daddy

Stalker: Hey, I just met you. Me: ... Stalker: And this is crazy. Me: -.- Stalker: I have your number... Me: O_O Stalker: I'll call you daily!

Hey I just meet you and this is crazy I pooped in the toliet flush it maybe

Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, say you're my bofriend or I'll say you raped me.

Hey I Just Met You, & This Is Silly, But If You Dont Want Kids You Better Wrap That Willy.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy but heres my name, number, social security number, facebook, Twitter, myspace, room number, so stalk me baby.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy theres the kitchen ... Sandwich mayby

Hey I just met you, and I am crazy, so here's my info, so you can come and rape me.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I have Herpes... so yeahh I'd get that checked out :/

Hey, i just met you, and this is crazy, so heres a larma, so milk it daily

hey i just met you, and this is cray but i just made your baby!

(At some pre school) Hey I just met you, my names Sanduski, so please let me rape you maybe?

Hey I just met you and your a lady she says here's a condom so lets get crazy!!!!! 69

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but your so damn ugly a face lift maybe

Hey i just met you And this is crazy But here's my laundry So wash it maybe ?

(Hagrid) Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. here is a cake. your a wizard harry

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, let's dirty dance like Parick Swayze

Hey I just left you, and this is crazy, your ass got locked up, so watch your asshole maybe!

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy but lose my number, and keep my baby!

Hey i just met you and I'm over 80, do you want some candy, come with me maybe?

(Supernatrual) I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm a werewolf and your face looks TASTY!

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, your zip's undone, dick is peeking

Hey I Just Met You && You Look Crazy, What's Your Brand Of Makeup?? Crayola, Maybe??

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, so here's the kitchen, a sanwhich maybe

hey i just met you, and this is crazy im at mcdonalds, your fries look tasty

Dumbledore to Harry's aunt: Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but your sisters died, and here's her baby.