What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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    No chuck Norris would eat the cheeta not shag it

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    chuck norris's genes won't splice, for they are perfectly arranged

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    You get a dead cheetah.

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    In order for this to be a real Anti Joke, you'd probably be better off with something like: "What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? Nothing. They're completely different species, and as such can't produce offspring."

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