A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the christian says "if you don't believe in god you will go to hell." the atheist replies "if there was a benevolent supreme being, logic dictates that there would be proof of his existence other than a 2,000 year old book." they agree to set aside their petty differences and get on with their lives.

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    why would they make you fill out the bottom half to post a comment? Someone should make a joke about that.

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    Knock knock? Whos there? Billy? Billy who? Billy proceeds to cry because he has lost his home and cant find it ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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