Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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    There will be no slapping of the crotches around here. ;) Why cant we be friends, why cant we be frieeeeeeeennnnnndddss?!?!?!? :D hehe

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    You don't deserve a slap in the face. You deserve a slap in the crotch for insulting a widely used poem. Also, some violets ARE blue.

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