What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Are You A Zombie?

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    Yo mama so fat, she wears big clothes.

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    What do you call a dyslexic ansalmniac? Up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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    How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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    How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? One, if you throw it hard enough.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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