one leg is both the same

Two telephone poles because ice cream doesn't have bones.

This is a good joke, but it's not an anti-joke.

My father told me this joke when I was young and I have passed it on to my sons. He also used the phrase Ishkabibble but as a young boy I always thought he was saying Ishkafibble (either I was mis-hearing or he was mis-pronouncing)

I and a college friend made up this nonsense riddle back in 1958 having just discussed the riddle 'Why is a mouse when it spins' answer: ' Because the higher the fewer'. We then decided to make up or own riddle. We came up with:- 'What is the difference between a duck' and our answer was:- 'One of its legs is both the same'

"one of its legs are both the same"

One leg is both the same as the other

One of its legs is both the same.

Thursday

One has feathers.