Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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    why did nobody help her up? because she has no friends

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    knock knock whos there not suzie.

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    Why did suzie have no arms? She was a potato

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    Why DIDN'T she fall off the swing? Because of the horrible, horrible man that stapled her to the swing set.

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    why did susie fall off the swing... she had no arms, knock, knock.. whose there... not susie, where did susie go when the bomb came?... everywhere

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