what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

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    How about an orange geometric shape with nine sides, the perimeter equaling 4 feet?

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    Actually, if one thought about it long enough, one could surmise that perhaps an insect or developing species could fit the qualifications, due to the fact that the question doesn't specify whether or not there can be more then 9 legs, just that it has them. as the same with the other requirements.

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