Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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    according to newtons 3rd law the force of gravity is greater than the force of friction between the tree and the monkey, therefore causing the monkey to slip off. and cause he died LOLOLOL

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    Correct response: Gravity causes objects with mass to be attracted to each other.

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