What did one duck say to the other? Quack.

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Are You A Zombie?

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    ha that is not funnny

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    Duck1: Quack Duck2:I was just about to say that 1:are you serious? 2:ohhh that is spooky 1:we are SO in sync.

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    what made me laugh was how bad that joke sucked

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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