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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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That is so haleriouse!!!!
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Hell yeah!!! 6666th thumb up!
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I'm a blond and I got confused by this... I still don't get it.
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Hahaha
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I imagine that's the joke
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Random joke ftw
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It's funny how the joke assumes all blonde's are girls.
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im blonde and I
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Talk to it
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hey you know i get it right turn your self green so you could blend in i get it now i didn't now it before so i asked my dad and and that is the answer!
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Hahaha... Wait... I don't get it! And I am blond... :/

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