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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark
because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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What's white, black and tan?

The people of planet earth.

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades?

Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.


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A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him
about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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This one time at Concentration camp....

My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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Why did the horse die?

I shot it in the face.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive?

Because she's a woman.

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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