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Why was six afraid of seven?

It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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  • yeah you do.
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  • Cause 7,8,9! Barenaked Ladies Song!
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  • you also don't have to be sentient to have a penis.
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  • six would be afraid if seven was seven of nine. Seven of nine kick ass!
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  • so true
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  • Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black.
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  • POOP!
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  • Actually it isn't right to say numbers are or are not sentient. My computer isn't sentient but it is real and I can interact with it. Numbers aren't sentient because they are not real and do not exist, they are merely an idea. They are what we use to make things easier for ourselves in our head, they don't exist.
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  • You don't have to be sentient to feel fear
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  • it exist if i can see it, just like a word is a word as long as i can say it
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  • i feel like i've heard this before... how original
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  • 6 was afraid of 7 because it 8 nine! silly guys my 7 year old cracks this one!
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