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Why was six afraid of seven?

It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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  • Animals can be considered sentient and they're able to feel fear.
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  • My 7-year-old daughter's punchline is, "Because 8, 9, 10."
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  • the correct answer is that 7 was black
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  • To ruin this joke.. Fear isn't an emotion therefore it isn't considered to be a part of the sentient being. Fear is an instinct.. how about you say "It's not alive".
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  • ... And thus Incabable of feeling fear. Or having children. Mostly children
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  • I thought it was because 7 brutally murdered his family?
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  • I immediately thought "Spock"
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  • Because seven ate nine.
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  • Sounds like something Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory would say
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  • This sounds like it came right out Sheldon's mouth. (From Big Bang Theory)
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  • Because 7 8 9
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