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Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.

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  • Where's Suzy? Everywhere!
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  • Wtf does it mean?
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  • Wat happened when the guy walked across the road? He got hit by a car.
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  • wtf lol
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  • Not actually an anti joke, but still so funny
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  • i got hit by a bus
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  • i disagree, i think it is very funny, because of the fact that it is unfortunate.
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  • Okay, an Anti-Joke is a joke that leads you on as if it were a real joke with a funny punchline and then delivering something incredibly ordinary like: Q: How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb. A: One, as it's a simple task even for someone without a PhD. The funny answer is "One, but the lightbulb has to want to change." The difference with this "joke" I'm commenting on is that it's just unfortunate. It's not an Anti-Joke, it's not funny.
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  • These anti jokes are funny as hell
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  • I bet the bus driver was Asian.
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  • What's worse than 1 bee-sting? 2 bee-stings What's worse than 2 bee-stings? the Holacaust What's worse than the Holacaust? 3 bee-stings
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  • Kevin and Ramin are dumb. :)
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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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