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Whats green and has wheels?

Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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  • lol
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  • Not an anti-joke. The anti-joke punchline is "A green car."
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  • Every time i hear this, i cannot stop laughing. So stupid, yet so funny!
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  • Heh. A professor once told an enlarged version of this same joke to us, only with a StealthPun, back in college: Q: "What has 4 legs, a tail, howls at the moon, and is full of cement?" A: "A wolf, of course." Student response: "But a wolf isn't full of cement!" Prof response: "Yeah, I know. I just threw in the cement to make it hard."
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  • Gay
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  • HILARIOUS JOKE! i use it all the time and people are like LOL!
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  • omg what a joke that is halar
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  • 18479512433 I'm the guy who wrote the boobs comment. Please text me your thoughts on it.
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  • omg that is so funny i almost fell out of my chair!!!
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  • i would like to state to all the I, daniel ferrin actually wrote this joke in 1989. i was 4 and i have witnesses, so boo yeah!
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  • BUT THEY ARE FUNNY! WHY DON"T YOU GET A LIFE!
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  • clever ! (: <3
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