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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

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  • Rose's Are Red Violets Are Twisted Bend Over Love Your About To Get Fisted :)
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  • roses are red nuts are brown skirts go up pants go down body to body skin to skin when its out stick it in, the longer its in the stronger it gets when it comes out it starts to sag its not what you think its a teabag
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  • roses are red,but grass is greener,i like mowing lawns because im a beaner
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  • Roses are red dictionaries work well, so get one bitch and learn how to spell
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  • Charmander is Red, Squirtle is Blue, If you were a pokémon, I would choose you
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  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I dropped the soap now i can't poo
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  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, this one doesn't.
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  • roses are red violets are blue i thought the sun was beautiful then i saw u
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  • Your pu**y is red, my pe**s is blue, I´m a Smurf and I´m fu***ing you too. by.Charlz
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  • Roses are red Violets are red and why THE HELL IS EVERYTHING BURNING?!
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  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, if you say Y.O.L.O I'll bitch slap you.
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  • rose are red violets are blue i like you i really do <3
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