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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

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  • roses are red , facebook is blue , you have no friends , no one likes you
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  • Roses are red, shammrocks are green, you have the cutest bootie i have ever seen
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  • Roses are red, Violets are blue. I´ll give anything to be screw by you.
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  • Roses are red violets are blue, Your window is open I'm watching you
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  • Roses are violets. Red is blue. I like donuts. Donuts are good.
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  • Roses are red violets are blue my lips just can't wait to be kissing you....
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  • Roses are red violets are bluse you break my bestfriends heart ill break you <3
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  • Roses are black, Violets are black. trees are Black. i guess it's night
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  • Roses are violets, red is blue , am not drunk officer, please let me go
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  • Roses are red violets are blue God made me beautiful what the hell happend to you
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  • roses are red, violets are blue, i'm schizophrenic and i am too
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  • roses are red nuts are brown skirts go up pants go down body to body skin to skin when its out stick it in, the longer its in the stronger it gets when it comes out it starts to sag its not what you think its a teabag
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