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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

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  • Roses are red violets are blue, open your mouth and swallow my goo
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  • Roses are violets. Red is blue. I like donuts. Donuts are good.
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  • Roses are red violets are blue my lips just can't wait to be kissing you....
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  • i fail to see the funny side of this... this is totally a legitimate pick up line.....
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  • Roses are red violets are blue my **** has a boner because i see you.
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  • Roses are red I'm having a good day The thing that ruined it Is that when I found out You're Gay
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  • Roses are red violets are blue, Your window is open I'm watching you
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  • Rose's Are Red Violets Are Twisted Bend Over Love Your About To Get Fisted :)
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  • Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you
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  • roses are red, violets are blue, i'm schizophrenic and i am too
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  • Roses are Red Sunflowers are Dandy Come into my van I'll give you free candy
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  • Roses are black, Violets are black. trees are Black. i guess it's night
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