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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

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  • Roses are weird.. I hate to read lets just chill n smoke some weed
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  • roses are red, violets are fine, ill be 6 if you be 9?
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  • Roses are Red, Grass is Green, Pull out my d***, put it between ;)
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  • Roses are red, Dead flesh is green, When the zombies arise, Please be on my team
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  • Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u
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  • Green Lanterns green, Super Man's blue, I am Spider-Man, Who are you?
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  • roses are red my turban is blue become a fan or i will bomb u
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  • Roses are red You say you're pretty Unfortunately U don't know what that word means Girl, I feel pity
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  • pussys are pink pantys are blue im so horny so plz let me f*ck you
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  • roses are blue violets are blue holy shit im drowning
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  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, if you say Y.O.L.O I'll bitch slap you.
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  • Roses are red violets are blue, open your mouth and swallow my goo
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