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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

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  • Roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, trees are red, grass is red, i set fire to the garden
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  • Roses are red violets are blue I,m happy that your my dad too
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  • Roses are red violets are blue I,m happy that your my dad too
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  • Bloodstains are red, Bruises are blue, If you annoy me, I'll literally kill you
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  • roses are red violets are blue all skunks stink and so do you
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  • Roses are red, violets are blue, hide the knifes cause I'm coming for you
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  • Lol
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  • Deez nuts
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  • roses are red your blood is too you belong in a zoo dont worry ill be there too not in a cage but laughing at you
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  • Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue pornhub is down your mums facebook will do
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  • I fucked your mum ****
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  • Bloodstains are red,violence is cool.Be my friend,or ill drown you in a pool.
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