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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

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  • Roses are red, violets are blue Faces like you belong in the zoo But dont be mad id be there too Just not in a cage But laughing at you
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  • Roses are my computer is blue and im sitting here thinking WTF did i do
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  • testing
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  • Roses are red violets are purple not fucking blue
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  • Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers the 3rd ones for you!
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  • Roses are red lemons are sour spred you legs and give me an hour
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  • Violets are red. Roses are blue. Yes, I am all fucked up and it's all because of you.
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  • roses are red violet are blue this poem are random so are you
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  • resolve a problem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EDry6Tu3tc
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  • Roses are red violets are blue just like my shoe who cares about you
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  • Roses are red Violets are blue The face like your Belongs to the zoo Please don't be sad Cause i'll be ther too Not in the cage But LAUGHING AT YOU !!!
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  • Roses are red.Violets are blue.I thought i was ugly,than i saw you. :) (saw this somewhere)
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