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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

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  • Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what? I f**king hate you
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  • Roses are red, violets are blue, go **** a quarter you God damn Jew
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  • Roses are red violets are blue pot is green and booze is a hoot. You don't how much I want under you, oh wait, I'm drunk and high and forgot you're a fat ugly bitch.
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  • Roses are blue Violets are red Whats going on, In that empty head?
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  • I do not care, and neither do you, but we both care enough, to make a poem or too
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  • I have a 10 second memory, violets are blue, I have a 10 second memory, violets are blue, I have a 10 second memory, THAT 3 TIME SHUDDUP ALREADY! Oh sorry I have a 10 second memory, violets are blue, I forgot what I was saying...
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  • Roses are red, green is red too, they both can be black, I'm color blind too.
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  • Corpses are red, my fingers are too, do what I say, or you'll be red too...
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  • Roses are red Violets are fine Ill be the 6 Will you be the 9?
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  • Roses are Red Violets are blue dont be jealous cause...
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  • Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and I hate you.
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  • Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are yellow Grass is green
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