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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

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  • Roses are red, violets are blue, hey guess what, I just farted on you!
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  • rosor e röda violer e blå min k*k e så stor hoppas du suger den ändå
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  • Roses are red violets are ble your face belongs in a zoo but don't worry I'll be there too but not in the cage but laughing at you
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  • I though it was one wete it said "roses are red voilents are blue will you be my boyfriend becuase i love u
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  • Roses are red, violets are blue, **** this shit poems suck
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  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I saw you.
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  • Roses are red, the floor is red, someone is in period
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  • Roses are red, My name's Jeff, If you piss me off I'm the cause of your death.
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  • Roses are red, violets are grey They used to be blue but never mind eh. I was told this anti joke by a girl called Gill Russell in 1959. The never mind eh bit came from Pte Bisley in the Army Game on TV
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  • Bit of a dirty 1 :3 Roses are red, your face is blue, when i take it out, I'll have to like you
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  • Roses are red, Heskey is black, Prepare your anus, he is going for attack
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  • Roses are red violets are blue if you don't like Christmas your probably a jew
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