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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

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  • roses are red violets are blue blood is red im coming for you
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  • roses are red, violets are blue, ayo ma' let me holler at u
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  • Roses are red violets are blue I know some one gay just like you
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  • Roses are red, Violets are blue; Valentine's not great, If nobody's with you
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  • POOPEY
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  • roses are red, violets are blue, who is your daddy and what does he do
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  • 'roses are red, violets are blue'. that's what they say, but it just isn't true, because roses are red, and apples are too, but violets are violet. violets aren't blue. an orange is orange, but greenland's not green. and a pinky's not pink. so what does it mean? to call something blue blue when it's not, we defile it. but ah, what the heck: it's hard to rhyme 'violet.
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  • Roses r red , Violets r blue, when god gave beauty,where the hell were you
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  • Roses are red violets are blue, when i flushed the toilet i saw you.. XD
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  • Roses are red, your screen is blue, Im sitting here thinking, "what the **** did you do?"
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  • Spits spits show me your ****
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  • roses are white, black guys are black, i am white
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