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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

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  • Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, And the smell of the toilet bolle remind me of you
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  • NOW FOR A POEM!!!!!!!!!!!!! *AHEM* ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE GOD MADE ME HANDSOME BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU???!!!!
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  • Roses are red violets are blue when I look at the toilet I see you
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  • Roses are red glass is glass why does your face look like your ass
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  • Roses are red glass is glass why does your face look like your ass
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  • Roses are coughing violets are sicks. You have the **** I have the **** . <3
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  • Roses are red, Let's try something new. Violet's are violet, NOT F***ING BUE
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  • Roses are red Violets are blue Drop to the floor Give me your money
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  • Roses are grey. Violets are grey. and you are gay
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  • Roses are red, violets are blue, do it already or my balls turn blue
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  • Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But don't worry ill be there too Not in a cage but laughing at you!!!
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  • Roses are red violets are black now stop sniffing crack
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