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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

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  • Roses are penis, violets are penis, hey I have a penis, would you like some penis?
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  • Roses are red, violets are blue I love you and someone shall take my place I'll punch them in the face.
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  • Roses are red, violets are blue I like puppies how about you.
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  • Roses are red, violets are blue this chat is whack, now shut the **** up.
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  • I'm bad a poems I'm bad at jokes I'm bad at rhyming Banana
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  • Babies like phones, I'm a baby edsdffvbhjmmhgvcd
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  • My fence is red and some of of its brown but then it got blown down.
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  • Roses are blue violets are blue, it's winter
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  • Roses are red violent are blue if you come up to me and say i am ugly well then so are you .
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  • I am bored. You are too. Why else would I be here, reading this with you? So get off your ass, and do something constructive, over your half arsed attempts at being creative. As it is late, I'm going to bed, all of you just remember, it's all in your head.
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  • roses are red violets are blue little bird told me that too
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  • red roses blue violets go to your room your banned
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