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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

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  • roses are red, nuts are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin skin, when it is stiff, stick it in.
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  • Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you
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  • roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purpul, not f*****g blue
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  • VIOLETS ARE RED. ROSES ARE BLUE. OBEY THE BIG BROTHER. HE IS WATCHING YOU.
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  • Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you The roses are withered The violet are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head
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  • roses are red violets are bule someone smell in here maybe its you
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  • Roses are red viliotes are blue forever alone at a table for two
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  • Roses are red Violets are blue vodka costs less than a table for two
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  • Roses are red call me 911.
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  • roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you nooot
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  • Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have A Gun Now Leave Before I Shoot Yhu ! ;)
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  • roses are red violets are blue when brains were given out where were you
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