Anti Joke

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue,dogs shit in the toilet why dont you?
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roses are red, violets are blue, ur moms fuckin ugly bro, is that why you are too?
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roses are red, violets are blue, this poem's stupid, just like you
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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, **** You ****
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roses are red violets are red bushes are red, o **** the gardens on fire
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its an anti joke! its not supposed to make sense! stupid people
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Roses are red violets are blue I farted now get a whiff of it to
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roses are red watchis are gold get on your knees and do what your told
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dimes are silver pennies r brass y does your face look like your ass
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Roses are red, violets are blue, make me a sandwich bitch or i'll shit on you -_-
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@Rosed are blue, violets are unicorns, this doesnt make sense. Refrigerator... I cant stop laughing. Seriously, I almost peed my pants and started crying when I read it. XD
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Roses are red, Violets are blue...... I can't make a joke with this so doebie doebie doe!
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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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