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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

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  • Roses are red Violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a zoo,dont be mad, ill be there too.. not in the cage, but laughing at you
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  • Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.
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  • Roses are red, yes, that is true but violets are violets, frickin blue... deh, why do you think they are called VIOLETS???
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  • Violets are purple, roses are red. Give me some oral or else you will be dead!!!
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  • Roses are red, my name is Teagan................................ that's it.
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  • Roses are red violets are blue A face like yours belongs at the zoo but dont worry I'll be there too but not in the cage but laughing at you
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  • Roses are red, violets are blue, it's no problem for me, but it's a problem for you!
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  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, It's no problem for me, But it's a problem for? you.
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  • roses are red violets are blue my heart inside belongs to you <3
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  • Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two
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  • YouTube is Red , Facebook is Blue , Im seeing so many gays and that includes you.
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  • Roses are red, Violets are Blue, vodka is Cheaper than Dinner for two
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