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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

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  • Roses are red, violets are blue i suck at pickup lines you have nice **** ;)
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  • Roses are red Violets are blue I dont care about you
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  • roses are red violets are blue you smell like ass whoever laughs so are u!!!!!!
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  • Roses suck, violets are dire. Tell me one thing, though I know you're a liar!
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  • Roses are brown, violets are brown, who shit in my garden, I will kill you right now
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  • roses are red nettles are nasty come up stairs and ill smash your pasty By geno mcque
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  • Roses Are Red violets are blue That Cast is black and so are you
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  • Roses are red, violets are blue. Missing group memebers, what do I do? - Trici
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  • Roses are red Violets are blue People like you Belong in a zoo But don't worry ill be there to Not in a cage But laughing at you
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  • Roses are red voilets are glue im so stiff im gonna give it to you
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  • Roses are red Violets are blue look at your back HAHA you can't
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  • Roses r red violets are blue god made u pretty what the hell happen to u
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