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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

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  • Olaf is red, Elsa is blue. Sing something from Frozen, I'll end you.
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  • Roses are red, Violets are blue. That's what they say but it just isn't true. You see roses are red, and apples are too. But violets are violets. Violets aren't blue. Orange's are orange; but greenland's not green. And Pinky's not pink.. So what does it mean? To call something blue when it's not; we defile it. But ah, what the heck? It's hard to rhyme violet.
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  • Roses are red, that is quite true, but what is this shit, it resembles you.
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  • Roses are red, that is quite true, but what is this shit, it resembles you.
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  • Roses are red Get in my bed
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  • but global warming killed the Roses, the Violets are dead. My bowl of cereal is empty and so is your head.
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  • Roses are red, violets are blue, YOU LITTLE ASS BITCH, AIN'T FUCKING WITH YOU :3
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  • Roses are red, violets are blue, hey guess what, I just farted on you!
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  • rosor e röda violer e blå min k*k e så stor hoppas du suger den ändå
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  • Roses are red violets are ble your face belongs in a zoo but don't worry I'll be there too but not in the cage but laughing at you
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  • I though it was one wete it said "roses are red voilents are blue will you be my boyfriend becuase i love u
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  • Roses are red, violets are blue, **** this shit poems suck
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