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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

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  • roses are red , violets are blue , your mums a smurf and so are you
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  • Roses are red, violets are blue boobs are awsome and so are you
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  • roses are red, violets are blue, were having sex, because i am stronger then you!
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  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, i'm using my hand but i'm thinking of you
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  • Roses are Red, violets are blue, shes for me, not for you, if by chance, you take my place, i'll take my fist, and smash your face.
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  • Roses are red, violets are blue, blah blah blah, F-you
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  • Roses are red, Heskey is black, prepare ur anus, hes about to attack.
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  • Roses are red, Violets are blue..Vans are cheap, stop being a jew!
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  • roses are red. violents are blue. its i agianst i and me agianst you.[btw violents are purple]
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  • roses are red violets are blue God made me beautiful, what the F*** Happened to you
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  • Roses are Red Violets are Green I like your legs and what's in between.
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  • Roses are red Violets are red wait... MY GARDENS ON FIRE!
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