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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

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  • Roses are red Violets are blue can i touch ur butt Cause i know u r gonna say u sure can do.
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  • noooooooo u get in the van, and if we are rhyming, stupid sam!!!
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  • Red is red black is black will someone please scratch my back
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  • Roses Are Red Violets are Blue I have 5 fingers And the middle1 is for You~
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  • Roses are red, violets are red. Your grass is red, even your bushes are red. I caught your garden on fire...
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  • Roses are red,violets are red,green is red my lawn is on fire
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  • Roses are Red violets are blue God make us beautiful Dahell happen to u
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  • Roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, trees are red, grass is red, i set fire to the garden
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  • Roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, trees are red, grass is red, i set fire to the garden
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  • Roses are red violets are blue I,m happy that your my dad too
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  • Roses are red violets are blue I,m happy that your my dad too
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  • Bloodstains are red, Bruises are blue, If you annoy me, I'll literally kill you
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