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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

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  • roses are red violets are PURPLE get it right or **** more lol
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  • Vinny
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  • god made rivers god made lakes god made u but we all make mistakes
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  • roses are red, violets are blue, i have killed your mother, next is you
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  • roses are white vilots ar white im luis suarez and i only like white
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  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I guess it's a little late to tell her my brakes are out.
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  • Roses are red Violets are blue can i touch ur butt Cause i know u r gonna say u sure can do.
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  • noooooooo u get in the van, and if we are rhyming, stupid sam!!!
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  • roses are red violets are blue i have a game so shut up and play
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  • Roses are blue, violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom.
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  • roses are red violets are blue faces like yours should belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in a cage but laughing at you
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  • Roses are red violets are blue If I see you with my crush,your head will be smashed <3
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