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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

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  • roses are black violets are black my garden is black im blind
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  • Roses are red grass is greener when ever I see u I play with my wener
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  • roses are red stars are in space you look better if i shit on your face
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  • ROSES ARE CRAP VIOLETS ARE CRAPPER BY THE LOOK OFF THIS POEM I SHOULD BE A RAPPER
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  • Roses are red, dead ones are gray. Now you really must tell me, does your mom know your gay?
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  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme... But this one doesn't.
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  • My Kitchen is cool, It's made out of Tile, Get the f**k up! And do the Gangnam Style!! ?(??_?)??
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  • Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poems, nice ass.
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  • Roses are red,violets are blue ,this joke's overused ur sister is too.
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  • Roses are Red, Violets are blue, If I had a brick, I'd throw it at you.
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  • Roses are red, facebook is blue. Quit with the tbhs, we know they aint true.
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  • Roses are great, Violets are blue, I'm waiting for a mate, that'd be you :D
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