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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?

A: Red paint.

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  • What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening? Either none of you will get this or all of you will. Good luck!
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  • How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.
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  • they had this on mythdrunk!
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  • suck my nuts grandma!
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  • very fun to tell ppl when they expect a kickass joke
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  • whats red and smelss like blue paint? .... Blue waffle..
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  • Whats red and tastes like Blue Paint? Red Paint.
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  • what does the smell of blue paint varry from the sent of red paint?
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  • love these jokes
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  • ...1 B3G TO D1FF3R CH3RRY R3D 1S MY F4VOR1T3, 1T SM3LLS SO V1V1D >:]
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  • lOLZOR
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