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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?

A: Red paint.

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  • Actually red dye has a unique smell to it, red paint too
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  • Wow I cant believe those Boston marathon runners They were really dieing to cross that finish line
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  • There are some blind people who claim to be able to smell colors.
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  • Lol, really funny
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  • so funny
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  • How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.
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  • amazing jokes. also put non veg jokes from www.nehajokes.com
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  • whats red and smelss like blue paint? .... Blue waffle..
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  • very fun to tell ppl when they expect a kickass joke
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  • they had this on mythdrunk!
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  • put me with as many - as can
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  • what does the smell of blue paint varry from the sent of red paint?
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