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Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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  • You know what the best thing about Alzheimer's is? I forget.
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  • Your so funny! knock knock whos there? booo hooo booo hoo who i just wanted to make you cry so i know how you cry but no more because your way to loud!
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  • That's my grandmother!
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  • I' crying rhight now
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  • THIS SUX
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  • At Christmas, grandma who as Alzheimers was jumping around saying "Happy Haunika!" I had to remimd her three times that we arnt Jewish.
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  • Whats white and fat? facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000102235341
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  • Ok dummy, you told the joke wrong! That's mostly why it isn't funny. Knock Knock! Who's There? Grandpa! Grandpa who? Open the door Grandpa, this is not your house!
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  • *???O?*
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  • I' crying rhight now
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  • Q: Why did nelly fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms.
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  • I love this website!!! SO FUNNY
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