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How do you confuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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  • I was taught that "blond" is an adjective, while "blonde" is a noun. I imagine that this explanation could be outdated or could vary in terms of region, dialect, etc.
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  • u all are idjits =-=
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  • Blond = guy, blonde = girl.
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  • blond can be spelled either way, smart one
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  • I do not understand this joke at all. I know I probably sound like an idiot, but could someone explain this to me?
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  • RHurr hurr hur that be funneh yall
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  • Fail, that was actually funny. It would confuse anyone.
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  • How do you spell blondE? sigh....
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  • blond is a guy it says throw forks at HER it isnt that complicated
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