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How do you confuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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  • It would confuse anyone... Except for Chuck Norris... Because Chuck Norris Confuses them.
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  • i ain't a blonde but that was confusing! where do they come up with this stuff?
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  • I may not be blonde on the outside, but everyone tells me i have a heart of blonde. and i have natural, platinum-blonde highlights. but this joke confuses me.
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  • im not blond so i wouldnt have to worry about this happening to me hahahaha
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  • Best used on a blond... change it to the hair color of whoever you're speaking to for victory
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  • hey not funny my sister is a blond
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  • How do u kill a blond? Tape a mirror to the bottom of a pool
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  • Hell yeah!!! 6666th thumb up!
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  • Hahhaahaha I sooo get this your all stoopid!! "Hello I am a green giant pea, I eat all my veggies you should too!" Hahahahahah cause he looks like a pea lmao!!
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  • Assuming there's a reason beyond "it's nonsensical," I think the idea is that the blond would think you are a salad and thus, being a blond, would be confused why the salad is throwing forks at her. The joke needs a little more detail to work if that was the intent, though. Although, then it'd be a joke, and not an anti-joke and OH MY GOD I'M SPINNING AROUND IN LOGICAL CIRCLES
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  • ummmmm what if she didnt have contacts in and she thought you were a bush. and she thought that someone was hiding behind the bush. that makes sense to me. or what if she thought the bush was a mirage and that she was dreaming.
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  • me is a buttiful blond
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