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How do you confuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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  • My gosh... Can't all you guys stop trying to find the flaws in everything and just laugh? The internet is starting to be like politics! Everyone disagrees with each other and nothing gets accomplished.
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  • hey you know i get it right turn your self green so you could blend in i get it now i didn't now it before so i asked my dad and and that is the answer!
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  • Blonde is only used to describe a girl and blond for everything else.
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  • Copied this...
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  • I hage how people point out the fact that others didn't get this joke, but, I bet, they didn't know for awhile before reading someone else's answer, what this anti-jokes means. Hahahahhano,
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  • i love telling this joke to people they always look at me blankly while i nearly pee from hilarity
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  • It would confuse anyone... Except for Chuck Norris... Because Chuck Norris Confuses them.
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  • there are no DECLENSIONS or GENDERS in ENGLISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... fucking dumbasses
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  • i ain't a blonde but that was confusing! where do they come up with this stuff?
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  • I may not be blonde on the outside, but everyone tells me i have a heart of blonde. and i have natural, platinum-blonde highlights. but this joke confuses me.
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  • Talk to it
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  • Hahaha
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