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How do you confuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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  • Hahaha
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  • LOL this is grand
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  • Blond= masculine, blonde= feminine.
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  • Blond for a guy and Blonde for a girl is correct...in French.
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  • this anti-joke killed my laugh box!
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  • Blonde and blond are used all over the. World....not ALL AMERICANS and Canadians use blond. MOST OF US USE BLONDE!!!......rarely do us Americans use blond........so don't be prejudice!!!!.......and don't say only certain people say this or that!!!
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  • You can spell it "blond" or "blonde" as several people have pointed out; the former is a masculine adjective while the latter is feminine, but since so few words in English have gender like that (I only know of three) it's generally acceptable to use either one. Regardless, it doesn't matter for the joke.
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  • i love telling this joke to people they always look at me blankly while i nearly pee from hilarity
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  • Talk to it
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  • hey you know i get it right turn your self green so you could blend in i get it now i didn't now it before so i asked my dad and and that is the answer!
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  • you all are retarded
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  • I don't get it.
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