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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

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  • roses are red, violets are blue, my feet stink, and the remind me of YOU!!!
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  • Roses are red voiolets are blue i dont rhyme so f*** u
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  • Roses are red violets are blue my lips just can't wait to be kissing you....
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  • Roses are red violets are blue weres my forskin ohh wait I'm a Jew
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  • Roses are red violets are blue my **** has a boner because i see you.
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  • roses are red, violets are blue, i'm schizophrenic and i am too
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  • Roses are red dictionaries work well, so get one bitch and learn how to spell
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  • Roses are black, Violets are black. trees are Black. i guess it's night
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  • Roses are red, violets are blue i can't rhyme. Potato
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  • Roses are violets, red is blue , am not drunk officer, please let me go
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  • Roses are red violets are blue God made me beautiful what the hell happend to you
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  • Roses are red, shammrocks are green, you have the cutest bootie i have ever seen
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