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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

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  • Roses are red violets are blue, open your mouth and swallow my goo
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  • roses are violets. WAIT WUT??
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  • Roses are red Violets are blue When god gave us brains Where the hell were you?
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  • My team is RED, Your team is BLU, Where's that damn spy, He's right behind you!
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  • Roses are red violets are blue your my bestfriend i love you
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  • Roses are red violets are blue my **** has a boner because i see you.
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  • Roses are violets. Red is blue. I like donuts. Donuts are good.
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  • pussys are pink pantys are blue im so horny so plz let me f*ck you
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  • roses are red, violets are blue, my feet stink, and the remind me of YOU!!!
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  • Roses are red voiolets are blue i dont rhyme so f*** u
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  • roses are red , facebook is blue , you have no friends , no one likes you
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  • Roses are red violets are blue weres my forskin ohh wait I'm a Jew
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