Anti Joke

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

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Roses are Red Sunflowers are Dandy Come into my van I'll give you free candy
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Roses are red violets are blue my asshole hurts just because of you.
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Green Lanterns green, Super Man's blue, I am Spider-Man, Who are you?
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Roses are Red, Grass is Green, Pull out my d***, put it between ;)
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roses are red violets are blue mom made us hot what the **** happend to you!
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roses are red my turban is blue become a fan or i will bomb u
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Roses are red I like my duck When it comes to 1 Direction I dont give a f***
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Roses are red, Dead flesh is green, When the zombies arise, Please be on my team
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roses are red, violets are blue, my feet stink, and the remind me of YOU!!!
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Roses are red violets are blue weres my forskin ohh wait I'm a Jew
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Roses are red voiolets are blue i dont rhyme so f*** u
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Roses are red, shammrocks are green, you have the cutest bootie i have ever seen
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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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