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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

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  • Roses are red, Dead flesh is green, When the zombies arise, Please be on my team
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  • Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u
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  • Roses are red violets are blue my asshole hurts just because of you.
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  • Roses are red, violets are blue, if I had a gun, I would shoot you.
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  • Green Lanterns green, Super Man's blue, I am Spider-Man, Who are you?
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  • roses are blue violets are blue holy shit im drowning
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  • roses are red my turban is blue become a fan or i will bomb u
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  • i fail to see the funny side of this... this is totally a legitimate pick up line.....
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  • Roses are red You say you're pretty Unfortunately U don't know what that word means Girl, I feel pity
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  • Roses are red I'm having a good day The thing that ruined it Is that when I found out You're Gay
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  • Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you
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  • Roses are Red Sunflowers are Dandy Come into my van I'll give you free candy
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