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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

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  • roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purpul, not f*****g blue
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  • I feel like I should be arrested for laughing at this. That being said, I intend to repeat it 42 times today.
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  • Roses are expensive Violets are gay Poems are for **** Have a nice day!
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  • Roses are Black, Violets are White, shut the **** up and turn out the light.
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  • Roses are red, Firetrucks are red, My house is on fire, Bread
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  • roses are red so is bacon poetry is hard...bacon
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  • Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You :D
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  • Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, but vodka is cheaper....then dinner for 2.
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  • roses are red, violets are fine, ill be 6 if you be 9?
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  • Roses are Red, Grass is Green, Pull out my d***, put it between ;)
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  • Roses are weird.. I hate to read lets just chill n smoke some weed
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  • Since no one will see this, I secretly dryhump the exit doors on airplanes
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