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Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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  • As the writer of the joke I'll just go ahead and reiterate the definition of what an anti-joke is...even though it's at the top of the page on the right hand side... "What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline."
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  • this is by far my favorite one
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  • You know what the best thing about Alzheimer's is? I forget.
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  • *???O?*
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  • I' crying rhight now
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  • Whats white and fat? facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000102235341
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  • Ok dummy, you told the joke wrong! That's mostly why it isn't funny. Knock Knock! Who's There? Grandpa! Grandpa who? Open the door Grandpa, this is not your house!
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  • Your so funny! knock knock whos there? booo hooo booo hoo who i just wanted to make you cry so i know how you cry but no more because your way to loud!
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  • That's my grandmother!
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  • to the question of what happened to the fucking humor--oh it's still there, but unfortunately most people these days are so damn touchy and assume everyone is interested in hearing their opinion. so they gotta go guilt trip us and ruin a funny joke instead of pulling their head outa their ass and realize IT'S ONLY A FUCKING JOKE
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  • Q: Why did nelly fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms.
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  • Nobody gives a **** that someone you know had Alzheimer's! So shut up and enjoy the joke you sensitive depressing ****!
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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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