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Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.

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  • i got hit by a bus
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  • i love you with a burning passion of a thousand suns
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  • These anti jokes are funny as hell
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  • haha(: this joke is so stupid it's funny(;
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  • wtf lol
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  • BITCH.
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  • I Love this Anti-Joke!!!
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  • Not an anti-joke.
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  • i hope the ice cream cone is ok
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  • I bet the bus driver was Asian.
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  • i use this one all the time its halarious!
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  • this is a good joke and who ever thinks that its not is probubly extremly uptight.
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