Anti Joke

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.

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Why did little Sally fall off swing? Because she had no arms (must say in Russian accent) What's worse than getting stung by a bee? Getting raped Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead
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"i got hit by a bus" I'd hate to see what you look like.
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I swear down blind I created this anti joke, I am now wondering how it got here.
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Aw. Poor little boy. :( that's sad. Lol
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lol poor kid
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To the "I meant to thumb this down" person; Is it just possible that you missed the entire point of the website? Which, by the way, is named "anti Joke..."
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This is so funny best anti joke ever
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hmmmmm sounds like somebodys kid got hit by a bus
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Yeah dude it's called black humor. Dont a pretentious party pooper
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Not actually an anti joke, but still so funny
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This joke is lame
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Who thinks the boobs comment is stupid as crap? I do!
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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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