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How do you confuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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  • this anti-joke killed my laugh box!
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  • i don't get it
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  • I don't get it.
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  • Here's a thought. Maybe you're supposed to be confused.
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  • How is this an anti-joke? A guy painted green throwing forks at people seems PERFECTLY logical to me
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  • spoons would have been funnier...
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  • I feel smart for getting this right away now
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  • My gosh... Can't all you guys stop trying to find the flaws in everything and just laugh? The internet is starting to be like politics! Everyone disagrees with each other and nothing gets accomplished.
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  • Blonde is only used to describe a girl and blond for everything else.
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  • Copied this...
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  • I hage how people point out the fact that others didn't get this joke, but, I bet, they didn't know for awhile before reading someone else's answer, what this anti-jokes means. Hahahahhano,
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  • I hate these blondie jokes!!!!!!!!!!
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