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A blond Canadian and his Korean friend are going together to Korea. When checking in the person asks the Canadian if he has a return ticket leaving the country. He replies yes but he does not have it on him.

According to Korean Customs and Immigration laws a non-Korean citizen must have a return ticket to enter the country. Inevitably follows a long and tedious process in order to procure the ticket in order to pass customs. The Korean and the Canadian continue to their boarding gate.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid?

Sebastion.

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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what happened to the drug addict?
he go high

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire?
she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool?
- None, because they're all dead.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper.

No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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is this the krusty krab?
no, this is patrick.

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Knock, knock.

Who's there?

No one. You have no friends.

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