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Why did the plane crash?
The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the **** say to his wife?

He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a ****, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ?

Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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What's long and hard on a black man?

Second Grade

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms?

Finding out that you have worms.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the bear eat a group of children?

It was hungry.

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have multiple personality disorder
And so do we

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it was a banana.

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