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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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  • sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me
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  • Oooooooo BURN!
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  • ^^^^^ your just mad because you can't appreciate the true humor of anti-jokes
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  • The American Heart Association disagrees with you. This sounds like something someone with an overweight mother would say.
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  • Yo momma has kids!!
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  • What's the difference between a rabbit and a banana? They're both yellow except for the rabbit.
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  • Yo momma is??????? fat as fat albert
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  • It's an anti-joke dickhead if you're offended these jokes aren't for you
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  • Bark I'm a tree ... I'm a eat u....... I'm a poop in your bed ....... I love hawp. XD
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  • There's a difference between jokes and bullying. Plus, your saying 'Your mother is so fat' Which.. Yeah.. People are overweight and have way to much fat.. It's their fault.. No wonder why so many people think about suicide because all of these horrible people out there can't understand and change. Plus, everyone has fat. It's part of growing.
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  • MY momma should read this
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  • well according to a study done by...............
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