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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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  • my mom is the same way
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  • imma use this one in the future
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  • Well, if she's a lesbian, then she wouldn't find this an issue. And if you wanted a child, attraction is not an issue when you could just go to the sperm bank for a child.
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  • Well someone had to like your mom or you wouldn't be here
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  • my mom is the same way...
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