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Why is six afraid of seven?

Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness.

Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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  • Six, there wasn't anything you could have done for the rest of the platoon, you were strong because of your girl that you called nine, and wrote letters to every moment you had, and you told us that you were going to be by her side and nothing would stop you. You held true to your wor. You made back to your girl Nine, not because you were lucky, because you had something to fight for. Boy, I remeber the time you saved me from the POW camp you came into that armed only with a stakeout and a RPG and you began ragin, you took out every single solitary enemy soldier there, and remeber me asking why did you come back, and you said "Look here ace, I was about to be on the evac ride out of here, and you were the planned pilot for the bird, but they said we couldn't be evac out untill another bird came in, and that could have taking months, and Ace I don't have months, I have seconds, because every second I'm away from Jenny, I die." it was the first time you had ever use your girl's real name, and I understood how important it was to you. Seven got nothin on you. So face your fear of seven, like you faced the down pore of the enemy mortars, with passion for broccili.
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  • Friends are like potatoes , once you eat them they die
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  • Was this from platoon?
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  • No! Hooks are so sexy. I love them. <3
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  • Jonny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him
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  • lol whoever made this is very creative and very stupid as well lmao :D
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  • lol whoever made this is very creative and very stupid as well lmao :D
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  • they say friends are like condoms........i dont know why
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  • Six should watch ****, he'l forget
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  • Poor, poor boys/girls to have a parent/guardian name them after numbers :'( no wonder they suffered life long bullying at their schools... Parents like theirs make me sick. :L
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  • What i gots censored
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  • shutup
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