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Why didn't the octopus have any friends?

Because they are antisocial creatures by nature.


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  • Lol
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  • I must be an octopus.
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  • MASTODON!
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  • Haha
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  • With increasing habitat loss, octopuses have adapted to a more social behavior. Many species of octopi have begun passing knowledge down to one another much like the behavior seen in the greater apes.
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  • actually, the word is unsociable, so shut the **** up
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  • Should be "anti-sociable". Anti-social means an action against society, like vandalism etc.
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  • FIRST!
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