Anti Joke

Why did Suzie fall off the swing?

She had no arms.

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why did nobody help her up? because she has no friends
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knock knock whos there not suzie.
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Why did suzie have no arms? She was a potato
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What did Suzie get when she went to the city? Raped.
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Why DIDN'T she fall off the swing? Because of the horrible, horrible man that stapled her to the swing set.
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I LOVE IT!
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why did susie fall off the swing... she had no arms, knock, knock.. whose there... not susie, where did susie go when the bomb came?... everywhere
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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock, who's there? Not susie.
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This is one of my favorite jokes, ever
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Suzie fell off cuz she's a woman
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i seriousley saw this joke on a laffy taffy wrapper
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knock knock ... whos there.? not suzie she has no arms why can't suzie not swimming? she has no arms and legs why has suzie no arms and legs? suzie was a potato whare was suzie? everywhere why was suzie everywhere? there was a potato explosion
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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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