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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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  • The holocaust
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  • i think that guy just made an anti joke out of an anti joke
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  • Oh, that's actually not so bad. About the scorpion, I mean.
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  • That's so true
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  • What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car
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  • booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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  • there's a black guy in the back...
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  • this is not funny my uncle was raped by a giant scorpion and his butt hole was so expanded that all his organs fell out of his body not cool man not cool
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  • Well, how about getting raped by a giant... lobster? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mPUVciF6TE (!)
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  • Why do I think, it is better getting raped by a giant scorpion?
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  • The bigger the scorpion the better..less poisonous
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  • DUDE I know your uncle i was there during the WHOLE thing! oh man that scorpians D was huge (I was sooooo jealous of your uncle) he enjoyed it too. just the organ part at the end was gross but thats okay S.h.i.t happens. I've been looking for that scorpian ever since....I want by butthole to be super expanded cause black men arnt cutting it for me now a days there just not big enough for my hole.
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