Anti Joke

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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Oh, that's actually not so bad. About the scorpion, I mean.
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i think that guy just made an anti joke out of an anti joke
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That's so true
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I don't think scorpions can ****. They reproduce using spermatophores, a method sufficiently non-aggressive that they have to spend an hour dancing with each other in order to get it in.
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This is actually a Jimmy Carr joke. You've just added 'giant scorpion' on the end to make it seem like you haven't just utterly ripped him off. But see, he's actually funny.
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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car
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**** period is horrible. scorpion or buffalo, it doesn't matter.
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To the guy that said his uncle was raped by a scorpion. does that mean your uncle was showing his anus to a scorpion?
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Really bro, ****? c'mon man
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hey ya people these jokes are funny
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trololol i trolloed you mum in bed :OOOOOOO
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this is not funny my uncle was raped by a giant scorpion and his butt hole was so expanded that all his organs fell out of his body not cool man not cool
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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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