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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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  • this qualifies as an actual joke
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  • This is more of a joke than an anti-joke, imho.
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  • Why did Patrick become famous? He's a star
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  • yeah this is a quote from the book fight club but with george washington instead of Marilyn Monroe
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  • This is hilarious! Demented, but hilarious!
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  • I feel so bad for the poor sap who calls the man a retard, and exclaiming that Washington was buried in a coffin, as it plainly says so in the joke.
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  • He'd be homeless, with no high school education or college degree.
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  • Washington was buried in a crypt for fear of being buried alive. The more you know.
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  • You mean casket. A cofffin is a different shape.
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  • If you go to the actual place where George Washington is buried, you'll see that his coffin is actually above ground, so he would be able to open it just fine.
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  • i dont get itt... haha
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  • xDDD
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