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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard?

Black berries.

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  • if they're on trees, they're more likely to be mulberries than blackberries which grow on thorny bushes.
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  • blackberries dont grow on trees
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  • They grow on bushes, hence "blackberry bush".
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  • OH I GET IT! it was a reference to lynching black people, like in the old days we always used to paint them decorative colors. but plain old black works, too.
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  • Despite the fact that black berries don't grow on trees, I really like this.
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  • Whoops, wrong joke...
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  • I guess ill explain this, in an episode of spongebob, i think spongebob asked patrick, spongebob's friend, "whats funnier than 24??" So then he said"25!!!"... Just go watch spongebob, you'll get it.
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  • lol this wass ssooo funny!!!!! i laughed soooo hard!!!!!!! but it would be funnier if blackberries actually hung from trees.... -_-
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  • If blackberries don't grow on trees, then who was phone?
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  • ****
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  • His name was Barrie.
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