Anti Joke

What is a vampire's favourite dessert?

Vampires aren't real.

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You're British. I can tell..... :)
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dont tell twilight fans
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Doesn't have to be British. Could be Canadian too :)
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vampirism is an actual affliction, it causes a person to believe that drinking blood will keep them youthful, as was the case for various noblemen and women in the middle-ages, which was cause for very brutal murders.
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Yeah, and old used to be spelled "Olde"... Your point?
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Favourite is an English word and spelled correctly here, makes a nice change
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vampires or not really or you would have one biteing you alot!!!
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VAMPIRES ARE REAL!!!
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Vampirism is a lifestyle that still exists today. Some argue that it is a condition where your spiritual energy system is damaged and that you must partake in the blood, or life energy of another. Though, in using blood there is a doner system where the person giving blood has to agree and fill out specific paperwork, but most Vampires nowadays are Psi Vampires, which only feed on energies either directly from a person or from the air.
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You didn't spell favorite right -.-
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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.